The Dictatorship of Holy Virus empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Herobrine with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.658 billion Holy Virus empireans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. The average income tax rate is 59.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Holy Virus empirean economy, worth 195 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 117,872 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Families burn Herobrine's latest official photograph to keep warm, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, hell is not always other people, and contestants on Holy Virus empire's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Virus empire's national animal is the Perched Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Holy Virus empire is ranked 47,952^nd in the world and 85^th in Lands End for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,518.53 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.