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Most Primitive: 3rd Most Devout: 7th Most Ignorant Citizens: 18th
The Cheeky Tease of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Nothing to see here...
Sola Sil
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine

Population7.914 billion

LeaderSola Sil


The Cheeky Tease of Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sola Sil with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.914 billion Phallites and Labianites love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erogia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Endocrinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,563 trillion Ejacs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 197,517 Ejacs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All footpaths have tollbooths, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Endocrinean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime is totally unknown. Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine's national animal is the Peckfeeder, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Erogenicism.

Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine is ranked 38,156th in the world and 13th in Rosaceae Sanguinare for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 200,413.15 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Primitive: 3rdMost Devout: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18thLargest Welfare Programs: 19thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30thBest Weather: 31stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 37thMost Compassionate Citizens: 71stMost Beautiful Environments: 74thMost Pacifist: 80thNicest Citizens: 90thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 108thLongest Average Lifespans: 157thMost Inclusive: 158thHighest Average Tax Rates: 275thMost Cheerful Citizens: 379thMost Cultured: 383rdLargest Governments: 445thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,076thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,130thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,140thLowest Crime Rates: 1,158thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,508thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,863rdMost Income Equality: 2,225thNudest: 4,478thHealthiest Citizens: 4,545thMost Efficient Economies: 4,895thHighest Average Incomes: 5,730thHighest Economic Output: 7,648thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,709thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,655thHighest Drug Use: 9,058thMost Stationary: 9,830thMost Influential: 14,436th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the region

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