by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most Primitive: 5thLargest Welfare Programs: 16thMost Devout: 23rd
The Cheeky Tease of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Nothing to see here...
Sola Sil
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine

Population11.351 billion

LeaderSola Sil


The Cheeky Tease of Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sola Sil with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.351 billion Phallites and Labianites love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erogia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Endocrinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,241 trillion Ejacs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 197,514 Ejacs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All footpaths have tollbooths, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Endocrinean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime is totally unknown. Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine's national animal is the Peckfeeder, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Erogenicism.

Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine is ranked 207,495th in the world and 29th in Rosaceae Sanguinare for Most Avoided, scoring 0.15 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Primitive: 5thLargest Welfare Programs: 16thMost Devout: 23rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 25thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34thBest Weather: 43rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 45thMost Pacifist: 75thMost Beautiful Environments: 103rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 118thNicest Citizens: 127thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 138thMost Inclusive: 263rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 315thMost Cheerful Citizens: 383rdMost Cultured: 437thLargest Governments: 526thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,176thLowest Crime Rates: 1,341stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,627thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,657thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,689thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,694thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,742ndTop
Most Income Equality: 2,394thMost Efficient Economies: 3,710thHealthiest Citizens: 4,835thHighest Economic Output: 6,423rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,456thNudest: 7,321stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,484thMost Stationary: 7,719thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,459thTop
Most Influential: 17,190thHighest Drug Use: 17,679th
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts