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Most Primitive: 7thLargest Welfare Programs: 20thMost Devout: 25th
The Cheeky Tease of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Sola Sil
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Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine

Population14.01 billion

LeaderSola Sil


The Cheeky Tease of Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sola Sil with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.01 billion Phallites and Labianites love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erogia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Endocrinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,767 trillion Ejacs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 197,514 Ejacs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All footpaths have tollbooths, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Endocrinean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime is totally unknown. Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine's national animal is the Peckfeeder, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Erogenicism.

Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine is ranked 129th in the world and 1st in Rosaceae Sanguinare for Most Beautiful Environments, with 9,248.65 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most Primitive: 7thLargest Welfare Programs: 20thMost Devout: 25thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27thMost Ignorant Citizens: 35thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 41stBest Weather: 56thMost Pacifist: 95thMost Beautiful Environments: 129thMost Compassionate Citizens: 156thNicest Citizens: 165thHighest Average Tax Rates: 355thHighest Food Quality: 392ndMost Inclusive: 400thMost Cheerful Citizens: 402ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 411thMost Cultured: 484thLargest Governments: 625thLowest Crime Rates: 1,480thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,498thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,708thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,989thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,991stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,107thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,154thTop
Most Income Equality: 2,922ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,500thHealthiest Citizens: 5,557thHighest Economic Output: 5,910thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,893rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,233rdNudest: 7,969thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,119thTop
Largest Populations: 21,323rdHighest Drug Use: 22,758thMost Influential: 22,874th
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the region

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