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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,686thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,099thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,204th
The Imperial Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Restore Order, Restore Dignity, Restore the Empire!
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Holy Tedalonia

Population10.441 billion

CapitalTedstantinople

CurrencyToin
AnimalDirewolf

The Imperial Republic of Holy Tedalonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.441 billion Tedalonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tedstantinople. The average income tax rate is 39.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tedalonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,420 trillion Toins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,038 Toins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Tedalonia's national animal is the Direwolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Holy Tedalonia is ranked 232,846th in the world and 9,497th in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 0.41 average smiles per day.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,686thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,099thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,204thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,722ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,722ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,438thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,790thLargest Black Market: 11,231stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 13,130thMost Patriotic: 15,544thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,956thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,759thHighest Average Incomes: 17,884thMost Secular: 22,248thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,585thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,954thMost Developed: 23,420th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 370th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 518th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 555th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 574th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 598th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 622nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 649th in the regionLargest Black Market: 671st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 685th in the regionMost Patriotic: 795th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 838th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 969th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,010th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Holy Tedalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Holy Tedalonia altered its national flag.
  • : Holy Tedalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Holy Tedalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Holy Tedalonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Holy Tedalonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Holy Tedalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Holy Tedalonia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Holy Tedalonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Holy Tedalonia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".

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