The Imperial Republic of Holy Tedalonia is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.706 billion Tedalonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tedstantinople. The average income tax rate is 36.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tedalonian economy, worth 589 trillion Toins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,219 Toins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

You need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Tedalonia's national animal is the Direwolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Holy Tedalonia is ranked 35,906^th in the world and 1^st in The Imperial Court for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 208,387.75 Standard Monetary Units.