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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,636thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,672ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,768th
The Imperial Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Restore Order, Restore Dignity, Restore the Empire!
Influence
Hermit
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Holy Tedalonia

Population7.896 billion

CapitalTedstantinople

CurrencyToin
AnimalDirewolf

The Imperial Republic of Holy Tedalonia is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.896 billion Tedalonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tedstantinople. The average income tax rate is 39.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tedalonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion Toins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,038 Toins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Tedalonia's national animal is the Direwolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Holy Tedalonia is ranked 180,758th in the world and 1st in The Imperial Court for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.54 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,636thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,672ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,768thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,901stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,130thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,101stLargest Black Market: 10,403rdTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,621stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,594thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,925thMost Avoided: 15,458thHighest Economic Output: 15,564thHighest Average Incomes: 16,986thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,276thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,319th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Holy Tedalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Holy Tedalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Holy Tedalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Holy Tedalonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Most Developed and Most Secular.
  • : Holy Tedalonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Holy Tedalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Holy Tedalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Holy Tedalonia's influence in The Imperial Court rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Holy Tedalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Holy Tedalonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.

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