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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,862nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,866th Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,994th
The Imperial Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Restore Order, Restore Dignity, Restore the Empire!
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Dominator
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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Holy Tedalonia

Population4.706 billion

CapitalTedstantinople

CurrencyToin
AnimalDirewolf

The Imperial Republic of Holy Tedalonia is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.706 billion Tedalonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tedstantinople. The average income tax rate is 36.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tedalonian economy, worth 589 trillion Toins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,219 Toins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

You need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Tedalonia's national animal is the Direwolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Holy Tedalonia is ranked 35,906th in the world and 1st in The Imperial Court for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 208,387.75 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,862ndTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,866thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,994thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,106thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,456thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,347thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,099thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,161stMost Avoided: 11,818thRudest Citizens: 13,347thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,635thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,228th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Holy Tedalonia, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Tedalonia, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Tedalonia, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Tedalonia, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Tedalonia, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Tedalonia, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Tedalonia, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Tedalonia, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Tedalonia, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Tedalonia, there is something rotten in the state of Holy Tedalonia.

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