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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,256th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,336th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,174th
The Holy Empire of
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Pride and Industry
Founder / WA Delegate
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Holy Roman Empires2

Population1.269 billion

CapitalValika Tornavo
LeaderEmperor Michaelangelo
FaithOrthodox Christianity


The Holy Empire of Holy Roman Empires2 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Michaelangelo with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.269 billion Holy Roman Empires2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valika Tornavo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.3%.

The all-consuming Holy Roman Empires2ian economy, worth 153 trillion Gebs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,795 Gebs, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Refugee camp conversions to Orthodox Christianity are increasingly common, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Roman Empires2's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Holy Roman Empires2 is ranked 146,338th in the world and 29th in The Monarchy alliance for Longest Average Lifespans, with 30.45 Years.

Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,256thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,336thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,174thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,669thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,830thMost Avoided: 6,113thMost Conservative: 6,569thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,640thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,725thMost Devout: 7,360thTop
Fattest Citizens: 8,437thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,511thLargest Black Market: 10,111thMost Authoritarian: 10,771stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,216th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Unity of Democracy, Flaostein, Ghigglestein, Citalli, and The North Atlantic Provinces.

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