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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,670thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,229thMost Armed: 7,416th
The Kingdom of
Moralistic Democracy
Mission Accomplished
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Holy Ordt Ana

Population1.529 billion

Currencyguilder
Animalsheep

The Kingdom of Holy Ordt Ana is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.529 billion Holy Ordt Anans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Ordt Anan economy, worth 167 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 109,524 guilders, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 600,591 per year while the poor average 10,171, a ratio of 59.0 to 1.

Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Ordt Ana's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Holy Ordt Ana is ranked 225,216th in the world and 9,598th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 16.6 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,670thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,229thMost Armed: 7,416thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,886thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,152ndLargest Mining Sector: 10,682ndTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,773rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,309thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,371stMost Patriotic: 18,487thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,049thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,531st
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 234th in the regionMost Armed: 342nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 368th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 388th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 472nd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 543rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 622nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 647th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 860th in the regionMost Patriotic: 896th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 991st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Holy Ordt Ana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Ordt Ana, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Ordt Ana, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Ordt Ana, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Ordt Ana, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Ordt Ana, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Ordt Ana, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
  • : Holy Ordt Ana was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Ordt Ana, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Ordt Ana, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.

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