The Ecclesiocracy of Holy Oranz is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by High Priestess Kanon with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 3.88 billion Oranzians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akhet. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Oranzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,183 trillion haels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 304,989 haels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-hael mansions, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Oranz's national animal is the Royal Crested Sea Mesc, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sheutism.

Holy Oranz is ranked 21,566^th in the world and 1,191^st in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,750.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.