The Ecclesiocracy of Holy Oranz is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by High Priestess Kanon with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 7.566 billion Oranzians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akhet. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Oranzian economy, worth a remarkable 2,916 trillion haels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 385,425 haels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chickens roam the streets freely, babies are a small but significant export, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and increasing numbers of children in Holy Oranz have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Oranz's national animal is the Royal Crested Sea Mesc, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sheutism.

Holy Oranz is ranked 3,934^th in the world and 279^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 12,263.78 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.