The Ecclesiocracy of Holy Oranz is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Priestess Kanon with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.974 billion Oranzians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akhet. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Oranzian economy, worth a remarkable 3,649 trillion haels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 406,662 haels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lockers are filled with fancy underwear, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, and rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Oranz's national animal is the Royal Crested Sea Mesc, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sheutism.

Holy Oranz is ranked 198,647^th in the world and 9,068^th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 18.95 Insults Per Minute.