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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,019thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,940thMost Influential: 5,548th
The Theocracy of
Democratic Socialists
Belief in god, peace and the state
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Holy Milamphy

Population307 million


The Theocracy of Holy Milamphy is a huge, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, devout population of 307 million Holy Milamphyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 65.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Holy Milamphyian economy, worth 13.1 trillion Popes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,677 Popes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, graffiti graces every city's streets, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Milamphy's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Holy Milamphy is ranked 30,524th in the world and 996th in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 84.74 Years.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,019thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,940thTop
Most Influential: 5,548thTop
Most Devout: 12,932ndNicest Citizens: 14,974thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,468th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 55th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 297th in the regionMost Devout: 391st in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 556th in the regionMost Influential: 592nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 600th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 752nd in the regionBest Weather: 788th in the regionMost Inclusive: 806th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 845th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 845th in the region

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