by Max Barry

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The Democratic Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Do not trigger us
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Holy land of SJW

Population8 million

CurrencyDinar
AnimalWeasle

The Democratic Republic of Holy land of SJW is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8 million Holy land of SJWians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Defense, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 28.7%.

The Holy land of SJWian economy, worth 331 billion Dinars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 41,394 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy land of SJW's national animal is the Weasle, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Holy land of SJW is ranked 115,906th in the world and 1st in ESPOLIA for Nudest, with 95.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Holy land of SJW, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy land of SJW, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy land of SJW, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy land of SJW, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy land of SJW, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy land of SJW, Holy land of SJWians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy land of SJW, property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy land of SJW, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy land of SJW, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Holy land of SJW changed its national motto to "Do not trigger us".

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