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Most Secular: 3,242nd Most Pacifist: 10,686th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,575th
The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Do not trigger us
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Holy land of SJW

Population898 million

CurrencyDinar
AnimalWeasle

The Democratic Republic of Holy land of SJW is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its parental licensing program, soft-spoken computers, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 898 million Holy land of SJWians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 49.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Holy land of SJWian economy, worth 42.9 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,758 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy land of SJW's national animal is the Weasle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Holy land of SJW is ranked 132,691st in the world and 3rd in ESPOLIA for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 854.75 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Pacifist: 10,686thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,575thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,041stNicest Citizens: 16,274thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,576th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Holy land of SJW, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy land of SJW, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy land of SJW, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy land of SJW, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy land of SJW, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Holy land of SJW.
  • : Holy land of SJW was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy land of SJW, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy land of SJW, Leader has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy land of SJW, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Holy land of SJW was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

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