The Federal Republic of Holy Karenland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Orsole Calde with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.318 billion Karenthianes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kard. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Karenthian economy, worth a remarkable 1,075 trillion Ommeterais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 324,290 Ommeterais, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government statistics suggest 115% of the population love President Orsole Calde, contestants on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionheir?' have a 50:50 chance of humiliation, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, and helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Holy Karenland's national animal is the Karenthian Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Holy Karenland is ranked 112,064^th in the world and 48^th in The Western Isles for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,147.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.