The Divine Islamic Caliphate of Holy Islamia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nabiin Al'islam Alththani with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.625 billion Holy Islamians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Education and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darih Allah. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Islamic economy, worth a remarkable 2,308 trillion Islamic Riyals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 198,556 Islamic Riyals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Bilingual Holy Islamians are viewed with suspicion, every worker receives exactly the same pay regardless of productivity, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, and molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Holy Islamia's national animal is the Arabian Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Muwahhiduni Islam.

Holy Islamia is ranked 25,557^th in the world and 12^th in Middle East for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.55 law-abiding acts per hour.