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Most Patriotic: 1,840thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,588thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,694th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
When you wanna be funny but don't know how
Fedin decrenz
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Holy Fedin Decrenz

Population2.802 billion

LeaderFedin decrenz


The Empire of Holy Fedin Decrenz is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Fedin decrenz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, ban on automobiles, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.802 billion Germanics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Germania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Fedin Decrenzian economy, worth 544 trillion riechmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,429 riechmarks, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tabloids coo over Fedin decrenz's expected child, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, the government builds houses for foreign newcomers, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Fedin Decrenz's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Holy Fedin Decrenz is ranked 44,986th in the world and 71st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,082.25 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Patriotic: 1,840thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,588thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,694thLargest Mining Sector: 4,733rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,886thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,972ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,975thMost Influential: 5,069thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,649thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,085thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,361stHighest Average Incomes: 7,954thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,021stLargest Black Market: 8,382ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,869thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,945thLowest Crime Rates: 10,476thMost Efficient Economies: 10,738thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,289thMost Developed: 12,063rdLargest Retail Industry: 12,086thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,818thMost Cultured: 12,943rdTop
Largest Governments: 13,587thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,334thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,876thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,342ndSmartest Citizens: 19,086thHealthiest Citizens: 19,758thMost Secular: 20,389thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,538thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,880th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the region

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