The Constitutional Theocracy of Holy Federation of Stars is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Priest Kenny Noel with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.778 billion Federals hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haizym. The average income tax rate is 25.7%.

The Federal economy, worth 348 trillion Unions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 44,745 Unions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, High Priest Kenny Noel has just been declared ruler of Holy Federation of Stars in an international press conference, and Hecklerism has been named as Holy Federation of Stars's national religion. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Federation of Stars's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hecklerism.

Holy Federation of Stars is ranked 280,961^st in the world and 15^th in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Most Patriotic, with 1.77 flags saluted per person per day.