The ✠Great Fulbrightian Realm✠ of Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Gregory William I of Bavaria with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.396 billion Great Bavarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of München-Heißenburg. The average income tax rate is 33.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fulbrightian economy, worth 231 trillion Reichsthalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 165,533 Reichsthalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

A newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Fulbrightian as 'your finger, you fool', government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks, and nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria's national animal is the Alpine Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria is ranked 19,029^th in the world and 252^nd in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 85 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.