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Most Cheerful Citizens: 22ndMost Pacifist: 77thMost Beautiful Environments: 82nd
The Cuteness of
Democratic Socialists
Cute dolphins sing praises for long and pointless motto
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Holy Dolphins

Population22.602 billion

CapitalA pineapple under the sea
LeaderA Giant Statue of a Dolphin
FaithThe Church of Holy Dolphins

CurrencyDried GreenKelp
AnimalSacred Omnipotent Dolphin

The Cuteness of Holy Dolphins is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by A Giant Statue of a Dolphin with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.602 billion Cetacean sapienses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Environment, with Law & Order, Education, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A pineapple under the sea. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Cetacean sapiens economy, worth 305 trillion Dried GreenKelps a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 13,505 Dried GreenKelps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, farting etiquette is taught in schools, and adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Dolphins's national animal is the Sacred Omnipotent Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Church of Holy Dolphins.

Holy Dolphins is ranked 214,680th in the world and 6,892nd in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -80.38 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 22ndMost Pacifist: 77thMost Beautiful Environments: 82ndBest Weather: 86thNicest Citizens: 111thSafest: 149thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 156thMost Compassionate Citizens: 254thMost Devout: 271stLowest Crime Rates: 276thMost Primitive: 318thLargest Governments: 682ndMost Cultured: 857thHighest Food Quality: 2,077thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,237thLargest Populations: 5,851stMost Inclusive: 5,980thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,241stTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 10,961stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,656thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,700th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 67th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 132nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 137th in the regionMost Inclusive: 256th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 329th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 416th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 439th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 628th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Holy Dolphins was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Dolphins, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Dolphins, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Holy Dolphins's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Dolphins, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Dolphins, only adults may purchase violent video games.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Dolphins, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
  • : Holy Dolphins's influence in Osiris fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
  • : Holy Dolphins's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Holy Dolphins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

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