The United Kingdom of Holy Darchy Senlowau is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Arcti with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.531 billion Senlowauans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Techno City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient a Holy Darchy Senlowauan economy, worth a remarkable 1,216 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,615 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Darchy Senlowau's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Holy Darchy Senlowau is ranked 4,069^th in the world and 198^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 121.63 law-abiding acts per hour.