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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,526thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,961stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,087th
The People of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Bring equality and justice without mercy!
Severus
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Holy Colombian Empire

Population5.229 billion

CapitalSeve
LeaderSeverus
FaithSevetheism

CurrencySevor
AnimalEagle

The People of Holy Colombian Empire is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Severus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.229 billion Holy Colombian Empireans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seve. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Colombian Empirean economy, worth 862 trillion Sevors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 164,942 Sevors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school bands practice by moonlight, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Colombian Empire's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sevetheism.

Holy Colombian Empire is ranked 11,064th in the world and 439th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,357.33 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,526thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,961stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,087thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,137thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,898thLargest Governments: 6,703rdMost Devout: 6,709thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,635thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,631stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,678thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,973rdBest Weather: 9,266thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,393rdMost Developed: 9,684thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,804thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,146thLowest Crime Rates: 10,158thLargest Black Market: 10,561stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,064thHealthiest Citizens: 11,424thHighest Average Incomes: 12,398thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,795thHighest Food Quality: 14,507thSmartest Citizens: 15,493rdMost Cultured: 15,654thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,291stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,341stMost Patriotic: 17,851stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,574thMost Efficient Economies: 18,942ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,302ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,852ndMost Income Equality: 20,392ndMost Inclusive: 20,653rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,790thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,168thHighest Economic Output: 26,328th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 84th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 210th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 225th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 296th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 297th in the regionMost Devout: 311th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 324th in the regionLargest Governments: 333rd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 405th in the regionBest Weather: 428th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 430th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 439th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 450th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 465th in the regionMost Income Equality: 472nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 478th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 487th in the regionLargest Black Market: 493rd in the regionMost Developed: 505th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 552nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 554th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 583rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 603rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 606th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 624th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Holy Colombian Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Colombian Empire, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Holy Colombian Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Colombian Empire, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Colombian Empire, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Colombian Empire, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Colombian Empire, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Colombian Empire, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Colombian Empire, solid-gold toilets are Holy Colombian Empirean prisons' least expensive furnishings.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Colombian Empire, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.

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