by Max Barry

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Lowest Crime Rates: 397th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 594th Highest Poor Incomes: 754th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
ٱهۡدِنَا ٱلصِّرَٲطَ ٱلۡمُسۡتَقِيمَ
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Holy Chimerland

Population3.65 billion

CapitalHoly Bunker

AnimalBlack Cat

The Kingdom of Holy Chimerland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Abdullah with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.65 billion Holy Chimerlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Bunker. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Chimerlandian economy, worth 907 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 248,727 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, soldiers are equipped with multi-million bitcoin battlesuits, the world still seems flat to some people in space, and the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Chimerland's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Holy Chimerland is ranked 4,023rd in the world and 84th in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 47.23 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Lowest Crime Rates: 397thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 594thHighest Poor Incomes: 754thMost Conservative: 924thSafest: 1,044thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,080thLargest Governments: 1,290thMost Authoritarian: 1,358thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,385thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,441stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,487thTop
Most Influential: 1,777thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,798thSmartest Citizens: 1,924thMost Developed: 1,947thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,404thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,514thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,842ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,893rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,521stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,562ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,806thMost Extreme: 4,023rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,746thHealthiest Citizens: 4,764thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,671stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,782ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,957thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,978thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,468thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,957thBest Weather: 8,183rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,939thMost Income Equality: 12,039thHighest Economic Output: 15,746th
Lowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the regionSafest: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionMost Conservative: 55th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 60th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 60th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 68th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70th in the regionMost Developed: 72nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 78th in the regionMost Extreme: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 113th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 119th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 120th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 135th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 139th in the regionMost Influential: 140th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 155th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 157th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 162nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 169th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 179th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 181st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 256th in the regionBest Weather: 259th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 348th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 421st in the regionLargest Populations: 571st in the regionMost Income Equality: 634th in the regionMost Secular: 650th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 687th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 740th in the region

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