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Holy Britannia and Eire

Population384 million


CurrencyGreat Britannic Pound

The United Kingdom of Holy Britannia and Eire is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 384 million Britons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windsor. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Britannic economy, worth 27.9 trillion Great Britannic Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,735 Great Britannic Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Skateparks can be found in every city, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Britannia and Eire's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Holy Britannia and Eire is ranked 109,441st in the world and 7th in Sea for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 104,059 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Devout: 9,631stTop
Most Patriotic: 12,950thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,953rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,303rd
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the region

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