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Holy Axolotl

Population3.838 billion

CapitalThe Holy city of Axolotl
LeaderThe Axolotl's chairman

CurrencyAxolotl coins

The Communist Theocracy of Holy Axolotl is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Axolotl's chairman with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 3.838 billion Axolotl cultists are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy city of Axolotl. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Axolotl cultist economy, worth 171 trillion Axolotl coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 44,784 Axolotl coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, the teaching of evolution has been banned, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Axolotl's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Salamanderism.

Holy Axolotl is ranked 303,204th in the world and 12,089th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 0.99 Atheism Rate.

Most Influential: 1,572ndMost Devout: 1,832ndBest Weather: 1,943rdMost Primitive: 2,402ndTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3,651stMost Pacifist: 3,805thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,830thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,996thNicest Citizens: 7,965thMost Inclusive: 8,871stHealthiest Citizens: 9,246thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,344thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,990thLowest Crime Rates: 12,255thMost Income Equality: 12,382ndLongest Average Lifespans: 12,444thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,599thHighest Food Quality: 13,844thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,334thLargest Governments: 17,698thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,939thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,178th
Most Devout: 72nd in the regionMost Primitive: 73rd in the regionBest Weather: 109th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 194th in the regionMost Pacifist: 228th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 286th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 344th in the regionNicest Citizens: 458th in the regionMost Income Equality: 501st in the regionMost Influential: 511th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 512th in the regionMost Inclusive: 513th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 560th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 598th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 601st in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 668th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 680th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 782nd in the regionLargest Governments: 834th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 841st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 960th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,051st in the regionMost Stationary: 1,068th in the region

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