The Communist Theocracy of Holy Axolotl is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Axolotl's chairman with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 3.838 billion Axolotl cultists are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy city of Axolotl. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Axolotl cultist economy, worth 171 trillion Axolotl coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 44,784 Axolotl coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, the teaching of evolution has been banned, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Axolotl's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Salamanderism.

Holy Axolotl is ranked 303,204^th in the world and 12,089^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 0.99 Atheism Rate.