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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 935th Most Devout: 1,193rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,655th
The Wǣdastrynd Āgenwissung of
Father Knows Best State
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Civil Rights
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Holy Altmoran Empire

Population11.39 billion

LeaderEmperor Aetius

AnimalĂltmhōrysc Wulf

The Wǣdastrynd Āgenwissung of Holy Altmoran Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Aetius with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.39 billion Ăltmhōrysfolc are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amiran. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ăltmhōrysce economy, worth a remarkable 2,110 trillion đrymsas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,302 đrymsas, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Mechanics are often exhausted by their work, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", nose plugs are the latest Ăltmhōrysce fashion accessory, and the term "Native Ăltmhōrsca" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Altmoran Empire's national animal is the Ăltmhōrysc Wulf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Angelīriscscipe.

Holy Altmoran Empire is ranked 37,732nd in the world and 3rd in The Great Wonderland for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 935thMost Devout: 1,193rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,655thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,683rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,187thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,250thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,645thBest Weather: 2,694thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,791stHealthiest Citizens: 2,820thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,142ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,565thLowest Crime Rates: 4,099thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,324thHighest Economic Output: 5,501stLargest Governments: 5,966thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,265thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,877thHighest Average Incomes: 7,076thTop
Most Stationary: 7,706thMost Developed: 8,340thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,552ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,751stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,700thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,786th

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