The Galactic Empire of Holota is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Augustus Galacticus with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.536 billion Holotas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holotapolis. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Holota economy, worth a remarkable 1,200 trillion Koronas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 264,610 Koronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All the playground's a stage for Holota schoolchildren, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holota's national animal is the Killer Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anti-Religion.

Holota is ranked 241,313^th in the world and 11,538^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 1.62 flags saluted per person per day.