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Rudest Citizens: 567thMost Inclusive: 1,725thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,886th
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Population6.293 billion

LeaderThe glorious council of thirteen


The Grand Duchy of Holmani is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The glorious council of thirteen with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.293 billion Holmanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yorvik. The average income tax rate is 20.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holmanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,418 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 225,480 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some, and school football matches are usually five-a-side. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Holmani's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Holmani is ranked 87,962nd in the world and 932nd in the West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 43.81 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Rudest Citizens: 567thMost Inclusive: 1,725thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,886thHighest Food Quality: 1,969thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,046thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,207thMost Cultured: 2,225thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,284thMost Influential: 2,559thLargest Retail Industry: 2,613thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,823rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,121stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,710thSmartest Citizens: 3,868thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,008thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,377thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,000thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,005thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,022ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,314thMost Developed: 5,516thNicest Citizens: 6,002ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,046thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,826thMost Secular: 8,339thNudest: 9,995thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,389thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,246thBest Weather: 12,592ndTop
Most Armed: 14,189thHighest Economic Output: 14,245thLargest Governments: 14,530thLeast Corrupt Governments: 14,692ndLargest Black Market: 15,876thMost Efficient Economies: 16,291stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,403rdLongest Average Lifespans: 17,670thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,548thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,619thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,222ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,451stMost Stationary: 22,639thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,684thHighest Crime Rates: 25,490th
Rudest Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 28th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 34th in the regionMost Inclusive: 34th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 37th in the regionMost Cultured: 37th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 43rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 46th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 50th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 59th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 65th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 75th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 77th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 81st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 82nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 83rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 87th in the regionNudest: 94th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 103rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 112th in the regionMost Politically Free: 124th in the regionNicest Citizens: 137th in the regionLargest Black Market: 145th in the regionMost Armed: 146th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Secular: 176th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 186th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 192nd in the region

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