The Grand Duchy of Holmani is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The glorious council of thirteen with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.293 billion Holmanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yorvik. The average income tax rate is 20.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holmanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,418 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 225,480 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some, and school football matches are usually five-a-side. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Holmani's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Holmani is ranked 87,962^nd in the world and 932^nd in the West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 43.81 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.