The Kingdom of Holicsta Revia is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The democratic, devout population of 309 million Holicsta Revians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 30.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Holicsta Revian economy, worth 16.9 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,810 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holicsta Revia's national animal is the turtle.

Holicsta Revia is ranked 81,602^nd in the world and 2,905^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 36.1 quips per hour.