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Most Compassionate Citizens: 925thNicest Citizens: 1,126thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,488th
The Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Our cups runneth over.
Citizen Prime
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population9.392 billion

LeaderCitizen Prime


The Republic of Hokolokia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Citizen Prime with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.392 billion Hokolokians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vayntrubville. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hokolokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,720 trillion Milanas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,142 Milanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder. Crime is totally unknown. Hokolokia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hokolokia is ranked 81,697th in the world and 3,815th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 20.91 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 925thNicest Citizens: 1,126thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,488thMost Pacifist: 1,506thMost Inclusive: 1,575thMost Developed: 1,859thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,995thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,019thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,035thTop
Best Weather: 2,187thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,221stSmartest Citizens: 2,480thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,581stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,754thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,980thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,993rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,249thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,367thMost Influential: 3,489thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,546thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,603rdSafest: 3,705thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,765thMost Cultured: 4,442ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,461stLargest Governments: 4,591stLowest Crime Rates: 4,784thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,014thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,248thMost Efficient Economies: 6,476thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,713thMost Secular: 7,321stHighest Average Incomes: 8,037thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,102ndHighest Economic Output: 8,889thMost Stationary: 9,050thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,596thHighest Drug Use: 13,124thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,109th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionMost Pacifist: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 54th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 55th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56th in the regionMost Developed: 58th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 60th in the regionMost Inclusive: 62nd in the regionBest Weather: 67th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 70th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 73rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 79th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 86th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 94th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 95th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 98th in the regionSafest: 104th in the regionMost Cultured: 111th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 118th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 126th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 128th in the regionMost Stationary: 134th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 136th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 173rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 173rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 174th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 177th in the regionLargest Populations: 215th in the regionMost Influential: 232nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 245th in the regionMost Secular: 273rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 343rd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 651st in the region

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