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Most Compassionate Citizens: 950thNicest Citizens: 1,110thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,139th
The Republic of
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Citizen Prime
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Population11.142 billion

LeaderCitizen Prime


The Republic of Hokolokia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Citizen Prime with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.142 billion Hokolokians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vayntrubville. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Hokolokian economy, worth a remarkable 2,054 trillion Milanas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,401 Milanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, money grows on trees, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, and breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need. Crime is totally unknown. Hokolokia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hokolokia is ranked 84,246th in the world and 2,598th in The East Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 0.62 Bank.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 950thNicest Citizens: 1,110thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,139thMost Pacifist: 1,299thMost Inclusive: 1,568thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,652ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,739thMost Developed: 1,767thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,791stBest Weather: 1,815thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,204thSmartest Citizens: 2,225thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,442ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,526thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,569thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,589thHealthiest Citizens: 2,822ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,834thSafest: 2,871stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,923rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,103rdMost Influential: 3,452ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,585thLowest Crime Rates: 3,846thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,871stLargest Governments: 3,942ndMost Cultured: 4,472ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,184thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,282ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,635thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,885thMost Efficient Economies: 6,495thHighest Economic Output: 8,060thMost Stationary: 8,359thHighest Average Incomes: 8,518thMost Secular: 9,326thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,877thHighest Drug Use: 20,628th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 31st in the regionNicest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Pacifist: 47th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 58th in the regionBest Weather: 59th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 60th in the regionMost Developed: 61st in the regionMost Inclusive: 62nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 77th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 77th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 85th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 88th in the regionSafest: 90th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 93rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 109th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 112th in the regionLargest Governments: 115th in the regionMost Stationary: 117th in the regionMost Cultured: 117th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 118th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 132nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 133rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 174th in the regionLargest Populations: 197th in the regionMost Influential: 216th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 220th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 234th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 277th in the regionMost Secular: 321st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 420th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 674th in the region

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