The Republic of Hokolokia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Citizen Prime with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.952 billion Hokolokians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vayntrubville. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hokolokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,216 trillion Milanas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,992 Milanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown. Hokolokia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hokolokia is ranked 52,136^th in the world and 1,954^th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 23.74 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.