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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,001st Nicest Citizens: 1,252nd Most Inclusive: 1,397th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Our cups runneth over.
Citizen Prime
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.952 billion

LeaderCitizen Prime


The Republic of Hokolokia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Citizen Prime with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.952 billion Hokolokians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vayntrubville. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hokolokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,216 trillion Milanas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,992 Milanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown. Hokolokia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hokolokia is ranked 52,136th in the world and 1,954th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 23.74 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,001stNicest Citizens: 1,252ndMost Inclusive: 1,397thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,610thTop
Most Pacifist: 1,987thMost Developed: 2,138thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,258thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,279thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,358thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,390thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,505thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,806thBest Weather: 2,810thSmartest Citizens: 2,831stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,136thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,330thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,590thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,867thHealthiest Citizens: 4,032ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,327thMost Cultured: 4,706thSafest: 4,824thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,478thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,542ndLargest Governments: 5,639thLowest Crime Rates: 5,762ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,918thMost Efficient Economies: 5,938thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,114thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,884thMost Influential: 7,210thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,007thMost Secular: 8,069thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8,570thMost Stationary: 11,098thHighest Economic Output: 11,173rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,704th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 29th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 45th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionMost Developed: 55th in the regionMost Pacifist: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 59th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 60th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 62nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 63rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 77th in the regionBest Weather: 81st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 86th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 88th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 93rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 103rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 104th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 106th in the regionMost Cultured: 111th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 116th in the regionSafest: 125th in the regionLargest Governments: 128th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 132nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 146th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 160th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 170th in the regionMost Stationary: 171st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 180th in the regionMost Secular: 246th in the regionLargest Populations: 256th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 289th in the regionTop
Nudest: 367th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 443rd in the regionMost Influential: 455th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 517th in the region

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