The Republic of Hokolokia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Citizen Prime with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.142 billion Hokolokians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vayntrubville. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Hokolokian economy, worth a remarkable 2,054 trillion Milanas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,401 Milanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, money grows on trees, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, and breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need. Crime is totally unknown. Hokolokia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hokolokia is ranked 84,246^th in the world and 2,598^th in The East Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 0.62 Bank.