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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,338thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,556thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,249th
The Great Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Omnipresent
The Holy Emperor
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Hokaidoi

Population2.231 billion

CapitalUtumno
LeaderThe Holy Emperor
FaithIndiv'dra

CurrencyYen
AnimalEldritch Horror

The Great Holy Empire of Hokaidoi is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Holy Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.231 billion Hokaidoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utumno. The average income tax rate is 79.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hokaidoian economy, worth 472 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 211,564 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, begun the Clone Wars have, and government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hokaidoi's national animal is the Eldritch Horror, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Indiv'dra.

Hokaidoi is ranked 247,081st in the world and 146th in South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,338thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,556thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,249thMost Armed: 2,421stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,824thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,280thMost Devout: 3,557thMost Patriotic: 3,615thFattest Citizens: 4,251stLargest Black Market: 5,125thNudest: 5,128thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,630thHighest Average Incomes: 6,384thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,319thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,791stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,542ndRudest Citizens: 10,724thLargest Governments: 11,111thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,594thMost Efficient Economies: 11,998thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,233rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,400thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,921stLowest Crime Rates: 16,221stHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,453rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,759thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,203rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,297thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,032ndMost Developed: 20,260thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,448thLargest Mining Sector: 20,660thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,517th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hokaidoi, government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately.
  • : Following new legislation in Hokaidoi, begun the Clone Wars have.
  • : Following new legislation in Hokaidoi, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Hokaidoi, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Hokaidoi, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Hokaidoi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Hokaidoi relocated from Aros Elyium to South Pacific.
  • : Hokaidoi relocated from South Pacific to Aros Elyium.
  • : Following new legislation in Hokaidoi, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Hokaidoi, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Hokaidoi.

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