The Great Holy Empire of Hokaidoi is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Holy Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.231 billion Hokaidoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utumno. The average income tax rate is 79.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hokaidoian economy, worth 472 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 211,564 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, begun the Clone Wars have, and government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hokaidoi's national animal is the Eldritch Horror, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Indiv'dra.

Hokaidoi is ranked 247,081^st in the world and 146^th in South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.