The State of Hojere is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.262 billion Hojereans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Hojerean economy, worth a remarkable 1,930 trillion betales a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 83,003 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,080 per year while the poor average 20,647, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre, and legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hojere's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hojere is ranked 98,463^rd in the world and 279^th in 0000 for Nudest, with 168.75 cheeks per square mile.