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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,199thMost Influential: 4,550thSafest: 6,195th
The Militarist Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fortitudo et virtus
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Good

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Hoile

Population760 million

CapitalStarstead
LeaderKing Albert II

CurrencyPound
AnimalWolf

The Militarist Kingdom of Hoile is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by King Albert II with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 760 million Hoilists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starstead. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hoilean economy, worth 79.9 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,133 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, King Albert II has just been declared ruler of Hoile in an international press conference, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Pound battlesuits, and shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hoile's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hoile is ranked 9,848th in the world and 195th in the West Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.97 bananas ingested per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,199thTop
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Most Influential: 4,550thSafest: 6,195thBest Weather: 7,008thMost Pacifist: 7,693rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,848thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,470thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,951stNicest Citizens: 10,993rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,538thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,642ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,780thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,787thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,903rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,372ndMost Inclusive: 12,645thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,266thHighest Food Quality: 13,547thLowest Crime Rates: 14,842ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,308thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,890thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,910thMost Secular: 20,063rdMost Developed: 20,452ndHighest Poor Incomes: 20,770thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,907thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,020thSmartest Citizens: 22,084thLargest Governments: 23,007th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 125th in the regionSafest: 139th in the regionBest Weather: 139th in the regionMost Pacifist: 184th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 211th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 212th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 220th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 223rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 225th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 235th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 246th in the regionNicest Citizens: 263rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 271st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 273rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 274th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 297th in the regionMost Inclusive: 309th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 320th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 369th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 372nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 380th in the regionMost Secular: 393rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 403rd in the regionLargest Governments: 403rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 406th in the regionMost Patriotic: 445th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 445th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 452nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 498th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 505th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 528th in the regionMost Cultured: 534th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 536th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 558th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 583rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 614th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 631st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 727th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • : Hoile was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Pound battlesuits.
  • : Hoile changed its national leader to "King Albert II".
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, King Albert II has just been declared ruler of Hoile in an international press conference.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 166 » Giovanniland, United Adaikes, Mediobogdum, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Westwind, Overthinkers, Fujai, Blue Bubble, Dilber, Glorious Existence, Hamburg Neo, Mucht, Wickedly evil people, Pandaland II, Crazy Waters, Corbeil, Archonina, Hongg Kong, Atheist States of Philippines, Apexiala, Podium, The United Republic of Westend, Greynne, DiscGolfLand, Nes Repuland, Kisovec, Fallgriffin, The Rega, Guitermot, Albyion Kingdom, Nas Crustium, Muad-Dib, Thyrall, Shaktirajya, Greg Tucker, Mirchusko, Marina Nova, Q The Almighty, Tacotrees, The Big Kingdom of Spain, Win Mints, Escapitania, Jigsland, Ingentis Novus, Haetonia, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Galaxy Meows, Costelloland, Shackleduck, Santos-Dominius, and 116 others.Brackadia, Sindria, Twisted Duality, Vlobbania, New Belia, IndyCar Racing, Red Neverwinter, Gryphonian Alliance, Sultanat of Turkistan, Svanland, Bucals Kagotoaion, Leukogeras, Bodusse, Lynier, The Theeserrasland, Arvladma, The Undivided, Fotisdia, Cro Magnon, Kraboch, Tithio, Hyzante, Willow Gate, Rowdy, Common Good, Athrid HullHund, Darrland, Sniper Slayers, Later Green, Arifiyyah, Probablynotverygoodistan, Condonohia, Winter Aura, Burakis, Krajakhstan, Attanseia, East Swedesia, Holmani, Hrimland, Inner Ryxtylopia, Apaky, Gozar, Neulant, Serrus, El Facil, Viperina, Dalian Republic, Magnolia Paradise, Astra Prime, Ocheon, Tsangenya, Elianio, Frappe, Kiensu, Almenga, Tridinska, Maanaim, Infinite Star, Dolphin-Antarctica, RX-88, Weyrland, New Yoshiland, Eidechse, Joubertbourg, Ruidoso, SPHRANTZES, Farophlosia, Hungarian Europe, New Caterse, Sagrea, Morala, Ersapine, Corlum, Freday, Dreamers for Hope, Cities, Romlania, Outer Scotiotland, Sensorland, Republic of Olamistan, Haus Habsburg Osterreich, Anuubis, The Quwatistan, Gresterasland, The Free States of Gotham, IndioI, The Western Sub Artic, IthaquaCDN, Wessssex, Ezranian Empire, Florius, Merua, Triestine, Helicopterland, Paragon Utopia, Kokomixaria, Caschia, Radrow, Huochen, Bakartha, Anershia, Vaium Kar Earanopose, Vaporiaz, Min-Su, Bitar, West Isle, New St Kilda, Reino de Sousa, Gottlands, Hidden Springs, Chichas, The Tropical Archipelago, Nordisklanda, Magusliat, Bhang Bhang Duc, and Federnachois.

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