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Largest Retail Industry: 6,968th Most Devout: 13,096th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,235th
The Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Ob Gott ist mit uns, wir sind Indivisibiliter ac Insepa
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Hohenzollern-Habsburg

Population644 million

CapitalVienalin

Currencygold mark
Animaleagle

The Empire of Hohenzollern-Habsburg is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 644 million Osterreichers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienalin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.7%.

The thriving Osterreichisch economy, worth 39.8 trillion gold marks a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 61,788 gold marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,691 per year while the poor average 9,802, a ratio of 26.1 to 1.

International tensions are high as Hohenzollern-Habsburg threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hohenzollern-Habsburg's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Hohenzollern-Habsburg is ranked 81,515th in the world and 2,393rd in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Retail Industry: 6,968thTop
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Most Devout: 13,096thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,235th
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Largest Retail Industry: 339th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 551st in the regionMost Devout: 592nd in the regionNudest: 695th in the regionLargest Black Market: 720th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 721st in the regionMost Avoided: 836th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 859th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hohenzollern-Habsburg, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
  • : Following new legislation in Hohenzollern-Habsburg, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Hohenzollern-Habsburg, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Hohenzollern-Habsburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Hohenzollern-Habsburg, international tensions are high as Hohenzollern-Habsburg threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hohenzollern-Habsburg, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Hohenzollern-Habsburg, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in Hohenzollern-Habsburg, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Hohenzollern-Habsburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Hohenzollern-Habsburg, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.

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