The People's Republic of Hockeyyekcoh is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 845 million Hockeyyekcohians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drowkel. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Hockeyyekcohian economy, worth 65.8 trillion Luminas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 77,823 Luminas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hockeyyekcoh's national animal is the hockilitinicks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hockeyyekcoh is ranked 33,835^th in the world and 131^st in Conch Kingdom for Longest Average Lifespans, with 83.73 years.