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Most Influential: 496thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,407thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,995th
The Yekcohhockey of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Hockeyyekcoh

Population6.145 billion

CapitalDrowkel
LeaderConnor Bedard
FaithPastafaranism

CurrencyLumina
Animalhockilitinicks

The Yekcohhockey of Hockeyyekcoh is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Connor Bedard with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 6.145 billion Hockeyyekcohians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drowkel. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hockeyyekcohian economy, worth 699 trillion Luminas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 113,823 Luminas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, and genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hockeyyekcoh's national animal is the hockilitinicks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafaranism.

Hockeyyekcoh is ranked 25,041st in the world and 85th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.59 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Influential: 496thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,407thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,995thMost Pacifist: 6,765thSafest: 6,965thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,707thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,882ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,648thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,925thMost Inclusive: 10,737thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,254thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,614thBest Weather: 11,867thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,065thNicest Citizens: 12,316thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,920thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,899thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,111thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,221stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,602ndHighest Food Quality: 15,649thSmartest Citizens: 15,813thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,529thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,186thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,460thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,817thMost Secular: 20,508thMost Developed: 21,282ndLargest Governments: 23,812thLowest Crime Rates: 25,041stMost Income Equality: 28,100thHealthiest Citizens: 29,976th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the region

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