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Most Influential: 809thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,237thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,528th
The Yekcohhockey of
Left-wing Utopia
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Population2.63 billion



The Yekcohhockey of Hockeyyekcoh is a massive, safe nation, ruled by a with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.63 billion Hockeyyekcohians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drowkel. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hockeyyekcohian economy, worth 300 trillion Luminas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 114,310 Luminas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Hockeyyekcoh will pay them to stop, and school history books often refer to a as "that imperialist pig dog". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hockeyyekcoh's national animal is the hockilitinicks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafaranism.

Hockeyyekcoh is ranked 254,433rd in the world and 615th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -109.32 on the Hayek Index.

Most Influential: 809thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,237thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,528thSafest: 6,651stMost Pacifist: 6,901stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,401stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,940thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,810thMost Inclusive: 10,826thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,399thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,788thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,983rdNicest Citizens: 13,216thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,254thTop
Highest Food Quality: 15,568thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,643rdBest Weather: 15,749thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,826thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,946thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,998thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,331stSmartest Citizens: 16,628thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,733rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,518thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,577thLowest Crime Rates: 18,858thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,019thMost Secular: 19,424thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,677thLargest Retail Industry: 21,091stLargest Governments: 21,227thMost Developed: 21,748thHealthiest Citizens: 26,160th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionMost Pacifist: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 33rd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 36th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 47th in the regionMost Inclusive: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 52nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Stationary: 52nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 57th in the regionNicest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 62nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 63rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 63rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionBest Weather: 66th in the regionLargest Governments: 67th in the region

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