The Yekcohhockey of Hockeyyekcoh is a massive, safe nation, ruled by a with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.63 billion Hockeyyekcohians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drowkel. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hockeyyekcohian economy, worth 300 trillion Luminas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 114,310 Luminas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Hockeyyekcoh will pay them to stop, and school history books often refer to a as "that imperialist pig dog". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hockeyyekcoh's national animal is the hockilitinicks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafaranism.

Hockeyyekcoh is ranked 254,433^rd in the world and 615^th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -109.32 on the Hayek Index.