Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,784th Rudest Citizens: 3,056th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,320th
The Indebted State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The Debt shall be Recovered.
Treasuary Master Tom
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Indebted State of Hobbovia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Treasuary Master Tom with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.726 billion Hobbovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warre. The average income tax rate is 5.7%.

The powerhouse Hobbovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion Hobbeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 163,110 Hobbeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Hobbovian as 'your finger, you fool', and multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hobbovia's national animal is the Leviathan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hobbovia is ranked 155,384th in the world and 3rd in A Sequestered Corner of the Globe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 29.43 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Top
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,784thRudest Citizens: 3,056thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,320thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,765thLargest Mining Sector: 4,385thMost Avoided: 4,422ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,788thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,100thSmartest Citizens: 5,609thFattest Citizens: 5,610thMost Armed: 5,716thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,882ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,947thHighest Economic Output: 6,391stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,096thMost Secular: 7,585thTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 8,192ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,736thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,344thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,646thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,864thLargest Populations: 15,451st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hobbovia, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Hobbovia, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Hobbovian as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in Hobbovia, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in Hobbovia, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Hobbovia, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Hobbovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hobbovia, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Hobbovia, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Hobbovia, sex changes are routinely performed at Hobbovia's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Hobbovia, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.

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