by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 148th Most Influential: 303rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,011th
The Hotel Motel Holiday Inn of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
if your girl start acting up, then you take her friend
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population12.059 billion

CapitalVice City

Currencymob favor

The Hotel Motel Holiday Inn of Hobbesistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by hobbes with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.059 billion mobsters have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Environment, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vice City. The average income tax rate is 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient in the Mob economy, worth a remarkable 1,136 trillion mob favors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 94,235 mob favors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers, conspiracy theorists allege Vice City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hobbesistan's national animal is the Williams, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hobbesistan is ranked 144,324th in the world and 6,294th in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.8 Average Smiles Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 148thMost Influential: 303rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,011thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,778thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,075thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,511thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,060thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,255thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,683rdTop
Largest Black Market: 8,100thBest Weather: 8,776thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,075thMost Developed: 9,243rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,450thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,238thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,137thHighest Economic Output: 11,337thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,380thMost Efficient Economies: 12,719thLowest Crime Rates: 13,167thLargest Governments: 13,715thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,095thLargest Populations: 14,256th
Most Influential: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 44th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 71st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 112th in the regionLargest Populations: 112th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 130th in the regionLargest Black Market: 148th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 180th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 184th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 207th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 233rd in the regionBest Weather: 268th in the regionMost Developed: 272nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 288th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 299th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 300th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 314th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 317th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 348th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 421st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 438th in the regionMost Cultured: 469th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 596th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 673rd in the region

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