by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 111th Most Influential: 265th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,696th
The Narc Stealing Paramagician of
Father Knows Best State
Let the UCR's fall to antiquity; we will still be here.
Secretary of Memes (Vizier)
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population9.849 billion

CapitalVice City


The Narc Stealing Paramagician of Hobbesistan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by hobbes with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.849 billion mobsters are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vice City. The average income tax rate is 90.1%.

The frighteningly efficient in the Mob economy, worth 943 trillion poos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 95,824 poos, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers, conspiracy theorists allege Vice City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hobbesistan's national animal is the Williams, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hobbesistan is ranked 70,713th in the world and 3,066th in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 0.26 Stalins.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 111thMost Influential: 265thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,696thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,728thLargest Black Market: 5,295thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,582ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,702ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,700thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,706thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,852ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,087thMost Developed: 9,998thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,525thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,697thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,013thMost Efficient Economies: 11,413thBest Weather: 12,095thHighest Economic Output: 12,307thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,743rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,595thLargest Governments: 14,709thLargest Populations: 16,383rd
Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 62nd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 81st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 127th in the regionLargest Populations: 137th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 147th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 173rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 181st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 188th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 226th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 236th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 245th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 247th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 276th in the regionMost Developed: 280th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 330th in the regionBest Weather: 331st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 333rd in the regionLargest Governments: 334th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 406th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 513th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 524th in the regionMost Cultured: 593rd in the regionMost Stationary: 600th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 672nd in the region

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