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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 59th Most Influential: 152nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,836th
The Bandit Hats of
Father Knows Best State
Let the UCR's fall to antiquity; we will still be here.
Secretary of Memes
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population10.439 billion

CapitalVice City


The Bandit Hats of Hobbesistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by hobbes with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ritual sacrifices, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.439 billion mobsters are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vice City. The average income tax rate is 90.2%.

The frighteningly efficient in the Mob economy, worth 992 trillion poos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 95,098 poos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers, conspiracy theorists allege Vice City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hobbesistan's national animal is the Williams, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hobbesistan is ranked 59th in the world and 7th in The East Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 539 Valid Endorsements.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 59thMost Influential: 152ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,836thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,802ndLargest Black Market: 6,178thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,784thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,955thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,845thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,969thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,073rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,087thMost Developed: 10,548thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,661stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,404thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,856thHighest Economic Output: 12,163rdBest Weather: 12,379thMost Efficient Economies: 12,899thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,001stLowest Crime Rates: 14,358thLargest Governments: 15,104thLargest Populations: 15,736thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,518th
Most Influential: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 103rd in the regionLargest Populations: 128th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 140th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 180th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 185th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 191st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 234th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 236th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 263rd in the regionMost Developed: 299th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 300th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 303rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 307th in the regionBest Weather: 346th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 357th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 362nd in the regionLargest Governments: 366th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 488th in the regionMost Stationary: 496th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 509th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 550th in the regionMost Cultured: 561st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 690th in the region

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