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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 39thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 135thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 156th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Motto...
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Hjhkii8

Population4.984 billion

CapitalThe citadel
FaithHail Leader

CurrencyUgohy8
AnimalBlue jumping ant

The Empire of Hjhkii8 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.984 billion Hjhkii8ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The citadel. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hjhkii8ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,216 trillion Ugohy8s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 444,713 Ugohy8s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, gambling is outlawed, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hjhkii8's national animal is the Blue jumping ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hail Leader.

Hjhkii8 is ranked 240,810th in the world and 8,222nd in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.92 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 39thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 135thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 156thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 257thHighest Poor Incomes: 290thMost Corrupt Governments: 341stHighest Average Incomes: 515thMost Advanced Public Education: 596thLowest Crime Rates: 622ndLargest Black Market: 706thHighest Average Tax Rates: 785thLargest Governments: 791stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,559thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,982ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,021stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,106thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,250thTop
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Most Influential: 3,208thSmartest Citizens: 3,222ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,019thLargest Mining Sector: 4,037thMost Authoritarian: 4,446thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,612thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,636thHighest Economic Output: 7,182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,364thMost Efficient Economies: 7,983rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,049thMost Conservative: 8,333rdTop
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Most Developed: 13,120thMost Secular: 13,137thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,246thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,134thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,565thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,814thMost Extreme: 18,946thMost Cultured: 23,087thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,434thHealthiest Citizens: 23,944th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 55th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 56th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 103rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 111th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 124th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 139th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 197th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 205th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 211th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 240th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 252nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 267th in the regionMost Extreme: 324th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 363rd in the regionMost Conservative: 389th in the regionMost Developed: 396th in the regionMost Influential: 406th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 458th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 496th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 547th in the regionLargest Populations: 605th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 635th in the regionMost Cultured: 670th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 700th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 728th in the regionMost Stationary: 750th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, gambling is outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Hjhkii8 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Hjhkii8.
  • : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.

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