by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,192ndMost Influential: 7,341stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,442nd
The Murderous Thief Tea Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Kindness brings Humanity. And Tea
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population521 million


AnimalWest Jauon Cat

The Murderous Thief Tea Republic of Hiyzis is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its smutty television, avant-garde cinema, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical population of 521 million Hiyzisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Udersuul. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hiyzisian economy, worth 34.5 trillion Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 66,145 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, and the big red machine has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hiyzis's national animal is the West Jauon Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hiyzis is ranked 237,348th in the world and 10,177th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 15 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,192ndTop
Most Influential: 7,341stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,442ndTop
Best Weather: 17,308thMost Authoritarian: 17,670thMost Patriotic: 19,164thHealthiest Citizens: 20,023rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,321stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,434thNicest Citizens: 21,485thMost Pacifist: 21,805thSafest: 22,669thMost Conservative: 24,326th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 632nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 688th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 724th in the regionBest Weather: 890th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 938th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 952nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,001st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,088th in the region

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