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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,635thHealthiest Citizens: 6,918thMost Secular: 7,493rd
The Empire of
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Shoeshiner
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Frightening
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Hiyya

Population3.685 billion

CapitalHiyyapolis
LeaderEmperor Grogu

CurrencyPound
AnimalMolly

The Empire of Hiyya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Grogu with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.685 billion Hiyyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hiyyapolis. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hiyyan economy, worth 557 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,343 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Mollies and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hiyya's national animal is the Molly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hiyya is ranked 246,921st in the world and 686th in United Kingdom for Highest Drug Use, scoring 9.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,635thHealthiest Citizens: 6,918thMost Secular: 7,493rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,912thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,610thLowest Crime Rates: 8,873rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,280thBest Weather: 9,424thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,547thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,654thMost Developed: 9,764thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,819thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,704thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,090thSmartest Citizens: 12,112thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,136thHighest Average Incomes: 14,981stMost Efficient Economies: 15,266thHighest Food Quality: 15,284thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,641stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,865thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,173rdMost Patriotic: 18,734thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,043rdLargest Governments: 19,334thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,415thMost Cultured: 19,551stMost Subsidized Industry: 23,530thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,756thSafest: 24,004th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 35th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 52nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 53rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 55th in the regionLargest Governments: 58th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 60th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 61st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 61st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 67th in the regionMost Cultured: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 70th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hiyya was endorsed by The Commonwealth Plantations of Aussie Australia.
  • : Hiyya was endorsed by The British Sovereign of Gamez Kingdom of England and Scotland.
  • : Hiyya's influence in United Kingdom rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Hiyya was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Penge.
  • : Following new legislation in Hiyya, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • : Following new legislation in Hiyya, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Hiyya, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Mollies and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Hiyya, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
  • : Following new legislation in Hiyya, Emperor Grogu's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Hiyya, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.

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