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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,685thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,722ndMost Patriotic: 11,822nd
The ᴀʟʟ-ᴠᴀʟᴋʏʀɪᴇ's ɢᴏᴠᴇʀɴᴍᴇɴᴛ of
Capitalizt
Making warhawk democracies bleed and implode since 1974
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Hiyoko

Population891 million

CapitalRuriha's Fortress

CurrencyOstruble
AnimalCriminal

The ᴀʟʟ-ᴠᴀʟᴋʏʀɪᴇ's ɢᴏᴠᴇʀɴᴍᴇɴᴛ of Hiyoko is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, anti-smoking policies, and flagrant waste-dumping. The compassionate, hard-working population of 891 million Hiyokoans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruriha's Fortress. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Hiyokoan economy, worth 107 trillion Ostrubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 121,111 Ostrubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 424,949 per year while the poor average 25,039, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and a soldier's body is a temple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hiyoko's national animal is the Criminal.

Hiyoko is ranked 235,633rd in the world and 6,024th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 8.07 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,685thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,722ndMost Patriotic: 11,822ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,114thMost Developed: 15,137thHighest Food Quality: 15,596thHealthiest Citizens: 16,412thMost Inclusive: 17,286thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,461stMost Cultured: 19,271stLargest Publishing Industry: 19,727thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,331stSmartest Citizens: 21,234thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,054thMost Efficient Economies: 22,946thHighest Disposable Incomes: 25,445thMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,715thHighest Average Incomes: 25,775th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 144th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 241st in the regionMost Patriotic: 306th in the regionMost Developed: 323rd in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 355th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 355th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 365th in the regionMost Inclusive: 369th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 387th in the regionNudest: 396th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 405th in the regionRudest Citizens: 411th in the regionMost Cultured: 413th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 428th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 467th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 471st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 487th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 538th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 551st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 628th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 652nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hiyoko, a soldier's body is a temple.
  • : Following new legislation in Hiyoko, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • : Following new legislation in Hiyoko, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Hiyoko, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Hiyoko published "Hiyoko Through A Marijan's Perspective [IC]" (Factbook: Overview).
  • : Following new legislation in Hiyoko, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Hiyoko, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Hiyoko, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Hiyoko, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Hiyoko, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.

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