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Largest Information Technology Sector: 145thHighest Average Incomes: 176thHighest Poor Incomes: 216th
The Grossherzogtum of
Libertarian Police State
Für Stadt und Kaiser/Pour la ville et l’empereur
Kaiser Charon Emrik Quintinus Von Specht
Influence
Envoy
Secretary of Foreign Affairs
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Hixoelop

Population9.177 billion

Capitalomnihorasciipia
LeaderKaiser Charon Emrik Quintinus Von Specht
Faithheiliges Licht or lumière sainte

Currencyvergoldete Gutschrift or Crédit doré
AnimalSteinadler or Aigle

The Grossherzogtum of Hixoelop is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaiser Charon Emrik Quintinus Von Specht with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.177 billion Hixoelopis are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of omnihorasciipia. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hixoelopian economy, worth a remarkable 5,245 trillion vergoldete Gutschrift or Crédit dorés a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 571,605 vergoldete Gutschrift or Crédit dorés, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Hixoelop's national animal is the Steinadler or Aigle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is heiliges Licht or lumière sainte.

Hixoelop is ranked 8,289th in the world and 1st in Old Zealand for Most Developed, scoring 91.35 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 145thHighest Average Incomes: 176thHighest Poor Incomes: 216thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 246thMost Scientifically Advanced: 270thLargest Black Market: 332ndMost Armed: 400thMost Efficient Economies: 413thMost Subsidized Industry: 437thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 452ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 506thMost Corrupt Governments: 537thLargest Retail Industry: 539thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 577thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 610thLargest Gambling Industry: 731stMost Cultured: 747thMost Rebellious Youth: 803rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 927thHighest Crime Rates: 971stRudest Citizens: 1,141stFattest Citizens: 1,310thSmartest Citizens: 1,358thLargest Governments: 1,414thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,786thHighest Economic Output: 1,903rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,050thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,361stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,483rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,706thLargest Mining Sector: 4,782ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,264thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,338thNudest: 6,950thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,229thMost Avoided: 7,892ndMost Developed: 8,289thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,810thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,178thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,676thMost Devout: 13,853rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,959thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,750th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hixoelop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Hixoelop voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : Hixoelop voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Following new legislation in Hixoelop, private law firms are unheard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Hixoelop, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear.
  • : Following new legislation in Hixoelop, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Hixoelop, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Hixoelop, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Kaiser Charon Emrik Quintinus Von Specht to be highly-advanced toilet factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Hixoelop, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
  • : Following new legislation in Hixoelop, the Omnihorasciipia Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section.

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