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Hitito

Population119 million

CurrencyIto
AnimalEagle

The People's Republic of Hitito is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 119 million Hititoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 29.6%.

The powerhouse Hititoan economy, worth 8.32 trillion Itoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 69,903 Itoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, and wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Hitito's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hitito is ranked 184,452nd in the world and 157th in Force for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.16 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,164thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,011thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,410thMost Conservative: 13,164thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,357thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,728th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hitito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Hitito, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
  • : Hitito lodged a message on the Force Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Hitito, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Hitito, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship.
  • : Hitito voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Hitito voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in Hitito, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.
  • : Following new legislation in Hitito, everybody's got wood thanks to Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Hitito, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Caduceo and New Legland.

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