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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,399thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,827thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,945th
The Tough Old Crusty Professors of
Father Knows Best State
His Story Is Written Here
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

History of Eladen

Population20.192 billion

CapitalThe Vault of Knowledge
LeaderThe Eladeni Historical Society
FaithHistory of Eladen

CurrencySilver Seer
AnimalTermite

The Tough Old Crusty Professors of History of Eladen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Eladeni Historical Society with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 20.192 billion Eladeni Historians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault of Knowledge. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient an Eladeni History Professor economy, worth a remarkable 3,067 trillion Silver Seers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 151,915 Silver Seers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

School uniforms are compulsory, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in The Eladeni Historical Society's bedroom, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and bris parties are all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. History of Eladen's national animal is the Termite, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is History of Eladen.

History of Eladen is ranked 275,441st in the world and 29th in Eladen for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -24.78 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,399thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,827thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,945thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,985thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,014thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,094thLargest Governments: 4,201stMost Cultured: 4,539thMost Developed: 5,164thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,539thHighest Economic Output: 5,664thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,544thSmartest Citizens: 6,568thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,994thMost Armed: 8,082ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,682ndMost Patriotic: 8,918thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,484thLargest Populations: 10,874thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,001stHighest Food Quality: 11,085thMost Devout: 12,746thTop
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Most Stationary: 14,354thHighest Average Incomes: 15,110thMost Influential: 16,019thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,221stMost Inclusive: 18,011thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,370thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,954thMost Efficient Economies: 19,119thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,289thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,118thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,483rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,430th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : History of Eladen's influence in Eladen rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Largest Populations.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.

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