The Kingdom of Hispinas is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 912 million Hispinoes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The strong Hispinasian economy, worth 31.7 trillion Peisoes a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 34,779 Peisoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,158 per year while the poor average 2,180, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hispinas's national animal is the Lion eating Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Hispinas is ranked 13,639^th in the world and 2^nd in Rushmore for Highest Drug Use, scoring 116.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.