The State of Hispaniola2 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.597 billion Hispaniolans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puerto Angeles. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hispaniolian economy, worth 189 trillion Hispaniolan Pesos a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,501 Hispaniolan Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Priests are being drafted by the church load, antacids top everyone's Maxxmas list, Puerto Angeles has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Vibonia, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hispaniola2's national animal is the Hispaniolan Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hispaniola2 is ranked 266,084^th in the world and 617^th in Vibonia for Most Primitive, scoring -147.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.