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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,598thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,968thSafest: 3,538th
The Federal Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Dios, honor y federación
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Hispanav

Population6.326 billion

CapitalRedosia
LeaderAlexander Díaz
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyRudro
AnimalJaguar

The Federal Republic of Hispanav is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Alexander Díaz with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.326 billion Hispanavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redosia. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Hispanavian economy, worth 989 trillion Rudroes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 156,397 Rudroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Moonshine has made a resurgence, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, politicians no longer click with dating app matches, and a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hispanav's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Hispanav is ranked 105,309th in the world and 4th in Coalition of Sovereign Nations for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,032.11 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,598thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,968thTop
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Safest: 3,538thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,767thMost Devout: 4,085thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,215thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,789thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,023rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,051stHealthiest Citizens: 5,430thLargest Governments: 5,485thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,573rdMost Developed: 6,863rdBest Weather: 7,333rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,513thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,223rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,633rdSmartest Citizens: 11,136thMost Pacifist: 12,637thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,677thNicest Citizens: 12,838thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,441stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,187thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,373rdMost Cultured: 16,423rdLargest Publishing Industry: 17,017thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,617thMost Efficient Economies: 17,972ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,072ndHighest Average Incomes: 22,661stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,992ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,769thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,394thHighest Food Quality: 26,143rdMost Patriotic: 26,971stMost Corrupt Governments: 33,551st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hispanav's influence in Coalition of Sovereign Nations fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Hispanav was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Hispanav's influence in Coalition of Sovereign Nations rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Hispanav, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)".
  • : Following new legislation in Hispanav, politicians no longer click with dating app matches.
  • : Following new legislation in Hispanav, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
  • : Hispanav was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Hispanav was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Hispanav, moonshine has made a resurgence.
  • : Following new legislation in Hispanav, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution.

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