The 📡Ecological Technocracy🌿 of His Excellence is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Elysian Conference📡 with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.507 billion Excellenceans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🌿Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Excellent economy, worth a remarkable 1,924 trillion ounces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 256,392 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, and the Excellent Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. His Excellence's national animal is the cherubim, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 🌿Gaianism.

His Excellence is ranked 107,357^th in the world and 104^th in Yggdrasil for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,497.16 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.