| Population | 4.019 billion |
| Capital | 🌿Arcadia |
| Leader | The Elysian Conference📡 |
| Faith | 🌿Gaianism |
| Currency | ounce |
| Animal | cherubim |
The 📡Ecological Technocracy🌿 of His Excellence is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Elysian Conference📡 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.019 billion Excellenceans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🌿Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Excellent economy, worth 939 trillion ounces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 233,879 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. His Excellence's national animal is the cherubim, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 🌿Gaianism.
His Excellence is ranked 9,197th in the world and 6th in Yggdrasil for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 83.46 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
His Excellence, autocrats are persona non grata.
- : Following new legislation in His Excellence, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Following new legislation in His Excellence, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
- : Following new legislation in His Excellence, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in His Excellence, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
- : Following new legislation in His Excellence, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days.
- : Following new legislation in His Excellence, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
- : Following new legislation in His Excellence, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
- : Following new legislation in His Excellence, the Excellent Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
- : Following new legislation in His Excellence, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
