Population | 7.103 billion |
Capital | 🌿Arcadia |
Leader | The Elysian Conference📡 |
Faith | 🌿Gaianism |
Currency | ounce |
Animal | cherubim |
The 📡Ecological Technocracy🌿 of His Excellence is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Elysian Conference📡 with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.103 billion Excellenceans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🌿Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Excellent economy, worth a remarkable 1,808 trillion ounces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 254,550 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A vast monorail network carries people all over the country, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Excellent satellites can detect it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. His Excellence's national animal is the cherubim, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 🌿Gaianism.
His Excellence is ranked 883rd in the world and 6th in Yggdrasil for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 599.51 Bank.
National Happenings
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His Excellence, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Excellent satellites can detect it.
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His Excellence, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
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His Excellence, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself.
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His Excellence, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
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His Excellence, Max Barry is this year's Miss His Excellence.
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His Excellence, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
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His Excellence, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
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His Excellence, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
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His Excellence, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
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His Excellence, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-ounce treacle machine.