by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,008thMost Stationary: 17,096thLargest Populations: 17,557th
The Woodhouse Sanctum of
Moralistic Democracy
Skin on skin, let the love begin
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

His-1

Population13.78 billion

Currency$$
AnimalLaughing Swordfish

The Woodhouse Sanctum of His-1 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 13.78 billion His-1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 44.5%.

The strong His-1ian economy, worth 667 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,425 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity, students do more community service than homework, and it's scientifically provable that His-1ian guys don't know how to make a woman happy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. His-1's national animal is the Laughing Swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

His-1 is ranked 136,927th in the world and 1st in Hotel California for Most Politically Free, scoring 54.67 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Top
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,008thMost Stationary: 17,096thLargest Populations: 17,557thLargest Black Market: 19,926th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : His-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : His-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : His-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in His-1, it's scientifically provable that His-1ian guys don't know how to make a woman happy.
  • : Following new legislation in His-1, students do more community service than homework.
  • : Following new legislation in His-1, retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity.
  • : Following new legislation in His-1, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in His-1, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
  • : His-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : His-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.

More...

Report