The United Island Republics of Hirematia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Premier Meccai Vijaranam with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.009 billion Hirematiyaalaa are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rumekota. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hirematiyaale economy, worth a remarkable 1,385 trillion rupiyas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 115,404 rupiyas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Hirematiyaale democracy, and Hirematiyaale tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hirematia's national animal is the crab-eating macaque, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hirematia is ranked 131,774^th in the world and 81^st in The Social Liberal Union for Most Patriotic, with 11.12 flags saluted per person per day.