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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,765thFattest Citizens: 1,778thLargest Retail Industry: 1,839th
The Holy Revelries of
Capitalist Paradise
He who has the highest blood alcohol count shall lead
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HIreland

Population2.389 billion

CapitalThe Tipsy Leprechaun
LeaderThe Drunken-most
FaithFree beer

CurrencyBeer
AnimalDrunkard

The Holy Revelries of HIreland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Drunken-most with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.389 billion HIrelanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Tipsy Leprechaun. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The frighteningly efficient HIrelandian economy, worth 390 trillion Beers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 163,290 Beers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 688,497 per year while the poor average 25,093, a ratio of 27.4 to 1.

HIrelanders are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, and health-conscious denizens drink their dogs' water. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. HIreland's national animal is the Drunkard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Free beer.

HIreland is ranked 2,516th in the world and 111th in Lazarus for Highest Crime Rates, with 28.58 Crimes Per Hour.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,765thFattest Citizens: 1,778thLargest Retail Industry: 1,839thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,878thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,042ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,516thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,904thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,101stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,254thMost Avoided: 4,144thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,165thLargest Mining Sector: 5,118thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,328thMost Devout: 5,472ndMost Cultured: 6,157thMost Armed: 6,622ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,939thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,964thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,126thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,380thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,469thHighest Average Incomes: 10,722ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,561stLargest Black Market: 11,937thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,492ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,912thSmartest Citizens: 14,256thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,889th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 58th in the regionRudest Citizens: 60th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 79th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 79th in the regionFattest Citizens: 85th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 111th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 137th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 165th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 180th in the regionMost Avoided: 226th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 240th in the regionMost Devout: 280th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 283rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 304th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 320th in the regionMost Cultured: 328th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 366th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 444th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 456th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 489th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 519th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 529th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 529th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 575th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 587th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 606th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HIreland, health-conscious denizens drink their dogs' water.
  • : Following new legislation in HIreland, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year.
  • : HIreland was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in HIreland, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
  • : HIreland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry, the Top 5% for Largest Gambling Industry and Largest Agricultural Sector, and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in HIreland, HIrelanders are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.
  • : HIreland was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Following new legislation in HIreland, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in HIreland, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in HIreland, decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas.

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