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Rudest Citizens: 336thHighest Crime Rates: 733rdFattest Citizens: 781st
The Suspicious Yellow Stain of
Capitalist Paradise
He who has the highest blood alcohol count shall lead
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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HIreland

Population5.861 billion

CapitalLeprechaun
LeaderThe Drunken-most
FaithFree beer

CurrencyBeer
AnimalDrunkard

The Suspicious Yellow Stain of HIreland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Drunken-most with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.861 billion HIrelanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leprechaun. The average income tax rate is 8.1%.

The frighteningly efficient HIrelandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,374 trillion Beers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 234,584 Beers, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', The Drunken-most can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. HIreland's national animal is the Drunkard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Free beer.

HIreland is ranked 8,903rd in the world and 437th in Osiris for Smartest Citizens, with 98.7 quips per hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 336thHighest Crime Rates: 733rdFattest Citizens: 781stLargest Retail Industry: 795thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 817thMost Armed: 855thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,353rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,367thMost Avoided: 1,739thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,764thMost Devout: 2,231stMost Cultured: 2,415thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,847thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,011thLargest Mining Sector: 3,158thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,127thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,169thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,598thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,700thHighest Average Incomes: 4,813thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,733rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,897thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,941stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,337thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,481stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,551stSmartest Citizens: 8,903rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,304thLargest Black Market: 12,782ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,994thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,112thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,219thLargest Governments: 20,775th
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Rudest Citizens: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 52nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Avoided: 64th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionMost Cultured: 96th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 106th in the regionMost Devout: 115th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 118th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 130th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 178th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 181st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 190th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 198th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 215th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 216th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 225th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 266th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 267th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 327th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 341st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 351st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 380th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 437th in the regionLargest Black Market: 563rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 563rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 624th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 644th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 656th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HIreland's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : HIreland's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : HIreland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : HIreland's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : HIreland altered its national flag.
  • : HIreland was refounded in Osiris.
  • : HIreland ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : HIreland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : HIreland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : HIreland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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