The Holy Revelries of HIreland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Drunken-most with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.389 billion HIrelanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Tipsy Leprechaun. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The frighteningly efficient HIrelandian economy, worth 390 trillion Beers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 163,290 Beers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 688,497 per year while the poor average 25,093, a ratio of 27.4 to 1.

HIrelanders are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, and health-conscious denizens drink their dogs' water. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. HIreland's national animal is the Drunkard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Free beer.

HIreland is ranked 2,516^th in the world and 111^th in Lazarus for Highest Crime Rates, with 28.58 Crimes Per Hour.