by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 501st Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,702nd Most Influential: 2,647th
The United Socialist States of
Democratic Socialists
United we stand
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population428 million



The United Socialist States of Hircea is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 428 million Hirceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felingrad. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hircean economy, worth 45.6 trillion Hircs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 106,546 Hircs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hircea's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hircea is ranked 87,161st in the world and 4,841st in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 855.05 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 501stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,702ndTop
Most Influential: 2,647thMost Secular: 4,056thSafest: 7,847thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,855thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 9,522ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,240thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,215thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,750thMost Pacifist: 12,834thMost Inclusive: 16,186thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,412thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,830th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 100th in the regionMost Secular: 208th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 282nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 373rd in the regionSafest: 420th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 421st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 443rd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 494th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 670th in the regionMost Pacifist: 676th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 686th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 799th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 799th in the regionMost Influential: 838th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 873rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 908th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 911th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hircea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Hircea was endorsed by The Free Land of Antityranicals.
  • : Hircea was endorsed by The Sawtooth Badlands of The Black Cathedral.
  • : Hircea was endorsed by The Empire of Hileville.
  • : Following new legislation in Hircea, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted.
  • : Following new legislation in Hircea, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Hircea was endorsed by The Theocracy of GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO.
  • : Following new legislation in Hircea, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
  • : Following new legislation in Hircea, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Hircea, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 223 » Steampunk Ariel, Peldorn, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Alunya, Siwale, Zemnaya Svoboda, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Omnistria, Ethnon, PlanetPunk, Great Bights Mum, Saturns Edge, Sundred, Uganda Knuckles UK, Ostrolia, Sunto, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Tappan Hills, Newpromisedland, Bayern-Straubing, Dreadton, Acrabinnia, Sinelona, Marijuana Haven, Notyoutopia, Napnomadia, Federation Terra Australis, Koda-Land, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Q w e r t y, Maott, Frances Francis the First of France, Jasminlandia, THX1138, Guer Aike, Trillius, Kwaj, Holy Oranz, Pallaith, Wilkshire, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, New Pruessen, and 173 others.Spartoptia, United Draconia, Joodey, Plangainer, Selfgradatude, Aetulia, Agharya, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Ninjak30, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Lunallian, Advancia-Sizzletown, Kirostan, Pasargad, Alyrria, Angwayster, Analomink, Guslantis, Amerian States, AltanUrag, Alice Gardens, Buckerino, Black Templares, Ka Ching, Adkins Station, Sheldanada, Steraz, Amauri, National Goats, Pinguioris, The Kyziban Islands, Amestris-Britannia, German Holy Roman Empire, Lanorth, New Bremerton, Ice and Tinian, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, The Bureaucratic Territories, Beladev, Revolutionary Sealand, Walter Jackson, Sacrento, Pleroma Sans Romans, The Iron Lions, SORT, Palisede, Sea Ghost, Choistan, Calamazo, Marxist Luxembourg, Racoda, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Neo Hungarica, Lemonbiscuits, Venezuelia, Potatolandium, The Teddy, Torakuen, Necromonia, Altivia, Yukti, Egalico, Sakaryata, Kyrianian, The United States of Romania, New Phyrreus, Wineclaw, Felpolandia, Panama Coalition, Soviet Terran, The Pantheons, Misuvelia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Haor Chall, Durgron, Unimaginable Doom, Ostrekoj, Astronomical, Plumas, General COE, SillyString, Ejhsa, The Notorious Mad Jack, Senkaiboashi, Kasazzastan, Manticore utopia, Esplandia, Karazan, Beta Centauri B3, Tianqing, Chukstik Illahi, Unsophisticate, Kubrostavsria, Valhalla123, Seidr Wyrd, Aweland, Aroa, Arquan, Arimbia, Anna Airters, Antiyard, Auquatania, Arzenoa, Rkainjel, Ausnakulia, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Avemterra, Lomjia, Apetopia, Axstahl, Aratani, Jefffliu, Thiammyalllaland, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Ara Antrizuls, Yummy Blubber, Kseckland, Keelut, Sanjurika, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Legendsland, Moubarakistan, Chamocha, Aldros, BrightFutures, Aeviternus, A Chicken Coop, Cairnben, California but Worse, Breduria, Azzarel, Bonjoura, Vikingiarchy, Britain v3, British Pacific Islands, Centromuria, Central Ryal, Abject Ludicrosity, Camarthen, Castle Federation, Blackphir, Bohr Einstein, Kingdom of Destsky, Babacar, Niradans, Bojacks and Jills, Caralapace, Cam Zazi, Lost Staria, Libertarian Nation of Japan, Changjo, Beautifil Russia of The Future, Fengate, Loutsland, Catopia2, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Votak Matim, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Bidragistan, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, Carler, Conservadoria, Rynion, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, The Black Cathedral, and Antityranicals.

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