The Federation of Hinzland is a massive, genial nation, notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.214 billion Hinzlanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Healthcare, with Welfare, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hinzhold. The average income tax rate is 30.0%.

The strong Hinzlandian economy, worth 72.5 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,700 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and the doctor has cold hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hinzland's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hinzland is ranked 152,969^th in the world and 3,896^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.