Population | 10.769 billion |
Capital | Aiwendil |
Leader | Empress Hillary I of House Clinton |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Shekel |
Animal | Red Whale |
The Most Holy Empire of Hillary Clinton 2016-2024 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Hillary I of House Clinton with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.769 billion Lunatics are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiwendil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Insane economy, worth a remarkable 2,605 trillion Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 241,986 Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hillary Clinton 2016-2024's national animal is the Red Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Hillary Clinton 2016-2024 is ranked 286,447th in the world and 3rd in Empire of Hillary for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.12 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hillary Clinton 2016-2024 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Hillary Clinton 2016-2024, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in Hillary Clinton 2016-2024, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in Hillary Clinton 2016-2024, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape.
- : Following new legislation in Hillary Clinton 2016-2024, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
- : Following new legislation in Hillary Clinton 2016-2024, voting is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in Hillary Clinton 2016-2024, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
- : Following new legislation in Hillary Clinton 2016-2024, the clergy of Catholicism remains a single-sex institution.
- : Following new legislation in Hillary Clinton 2016-2024, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
- : Following new legislation in Hillary Clinton 2016-2024, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.