Largest Black Market: 23rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 57th Most Influential: 80th
The Military Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
There is no order without obedience.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Military Dictatorship of Higsantium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Higs with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.341 billion Higsantiumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Higsantium City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Higsantiumian economy, worth an astonishing 10,340 trillion higs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 484,554 higs, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Higsantium's national animal is the vorpal bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of Higs.

Higsantium is ranked 123,008th in the world and 132nd in Canada for Most Stationary, with 15.8641912358 Days.

Largest Black Market: 23rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 57thMost Influential: 80thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 141stHighest Average Incomes: 161stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 165thHighest Economic Output: 208thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 279thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 352ndLargest Mining Sector: 354thLargest Insurance Industry: 406thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 476thHighest Poor Incomes: 682ndMost Corrupt Governments: 685thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 747thLargest Agricultural Sector: 901stLowest Crime Rates: 1,340thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,388thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,533rdLargest Governments: 1,565thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,889thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,177thLargest Populations: 2,854thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,241stLargest Retail Industry: 5,275thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,275thSmartest Citizens: 5,401stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,843rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,604thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,176thMost Secular: 7,235thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,388thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,718thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,582ndMost Authoritarian: 12,275thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,448thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,675th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Higsantium was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Higsantium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Higsantium's influence in Canada fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Higsantium's influence in Canada rose from "Minnow" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Higsantium relocated from Lazarus to Canada.
  • : Higsantium changed its national nation type to "Military Dictatorship".
  • : Higsantium changed its national animal to "vorpal bunny", its currency to "hig", and its motto to "There is no order without obedience.".
  • : Higsantium was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Higsantium ceased to exist in Canada.
  • : Higsantium was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.


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