The Corporate Market of Highchii is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Onix Group with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.021 billion Highchiians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cycast Bay. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Highchiian economy, worth 984 trillion BITS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 163,436 BITS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Highchii's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of the Silhouette.

Highchii is ranked 13,955^th in the world and 762^nd in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,023.3 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.